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I love how the last thing I posted on here was in December. This is what happens when your homophobic parents find out you read slash and block every webstie ever. Moral of the story? Be more secretive. Don't trust anyone. Everyone is a spy. You are the all-dancing, all-singing crap of the world. God, Tyler Durden, get out of my head already.

But I'm back. For now. Babysitting, actually. The girls are asleep though and I'm just chillin. Kind of scared acutally. The house I'm at is in like the middle of nowhere and it's pitch dark out and it's a full moon. Not that it makes that much of a difference that it's a full moon. I'd probably be just as freaked out if it was, say, a quarter moon. But that doesn't set as dramatic a scene as a full moon does. Anyway. And none of their windows have blinds so its like, anyone who passes by can totally see in but I can't see anything outside. Except the moon. Someone could be standing right outside the window in front of me staring at me and I'd never know it. Shite. I'm freaking myself out really bad now. This is why I don't watch scary movies. Ever. Unless its with Cara and Deuce. It's a beautiful day...TO DIE. You're stupid Lizz. LIKE A FOX.. ...whatever that means. alol. 

Note: Quixotic may be my favorite word. Ever.


Aug. 16th, 2008 03:32 am (UTC)
also, are we in different time zones? cause it's definitely not the 16th over here. and when do you get back?
Aug. 16th, 2008 03:35 am (UTC)
i r back! i think my lj's just set wrong or something because i am definitely in latrobe pennsylvania.
Aug. 16th, 2008 03:36 am (UTC)
call me in regards to tropic thunder plz, cause cara never will. and oh my god, i'm so borreeedd. this week i literally left the house twice, to go to barnes and noble and i made friends with this old psychologist guy who gave me sex advice and happened to be there both times i was. weird stuff. and like i said, if you need any help on the ap stuffs, tell me. i'd be more than happy to assist. or at least come over and fold your laundry while you work. seriously. get me out of the house.
Aug. 16th, 2008 03:39 am (UTC)
I will I will, I just have to talk to Cara via facebook cos that's what we do. and hahahaha oh my god i love you because you get sex advice from old men in barnes and noble. i think i'll be able to charge through the ap shit, but it will take time and dedication and angst and yelling and possibly oedipus. so it could get ugly.
Aug. 16th, 2008 03:47 am (UTC)
yayz. it was really odd. i got this book called sex, lies and handwriting and it's basically a book written by a handwriting specialist about what you can tell about people by their handwriting. so far it has absolutely nothing to do with sex or lies. i think she just called it that to make it more appealing. cause sex sells, y'know. and then luke (my old friend) came ovfer and started commenting on what sex has to do with either lying or handwriting and just sat himself down at my table and we had a pleasant chat.
oh heavens no, not oedipus, anyone but oedipus. hahahaha. speaking of dysfunctional parent-child relationships, did i tell your dad i was going to start calling him "dad" from now on?
also. can i still come over and fold your laundry or just read on your floor or something while you work every once in a while? i'll be quiet. ish. :p
Aug. 16th, 2008 03:50 am (UTC)
right, like sex drugs and cocoa puffs...only that actually does have sex, drugs AND cocoa puffs in it, hahaha, so never mind. it sounds interesting anyway though.
I WANT. *grabby hands* i miss georgia, she brightens my life ever so much.
hahahaha tyler + oedipus = serious degree of mental fucked-up-itude. and i think you did, and i think he took it in stride because that's what he does, hahaha.
if you wish, i suppose you can. don't be under my mother's feet or anything, she hates that. we can establish a sam corner for you or something. :)
Aug. 16th, 2008 03:56 am (UTC)
"no, see honey, they did this wrong. they put the drugs in the milk instead of the cereal." hahahahah, lizz. it is interesting. i've been analyzing your handwriting since i don't have samples of too many other people's.
i'll hand her over next time i see you. tomorrow perhaps. i didn't realize how much i missed her till i read it. then i was like, OH MY GOD GEORGIA
oh wow, scaryyyy pair. also, oh my god oh my god oh my god. and i was doing so well during the whole trip being functionally normal and not scaring anyone. oops. did i say anything else ridiculous and terrifying?
YAYSAMCORNER. i won't bother anyone. i'll just be like a chair or something. and if someone sits on me i won't even complain. i just like being a peice of furniture in you weird life.
your journal won't let me get to ftnah. when i come over to be a chair i might just read it then.
Aug. 16th, 2008 01:57 pm (UTC)
oh noes, what does my handwriting say about me? (you can just answer me in an actual email, haha, I just have an ocd thing about replying to comments)
i dunno, you were being a bit ridiculous the whole way home but i don't think there was anything in particular that stood out as really alarming. and we won't sit on you, haha, i promise. you can just sit there and watch us be complete nutcases and watch msnbc.
Aug. 16th, 2008 03:42 am (UTC)
oh and did you ever find FTANH? i hope so. there really is a boatload of amusing (to me anyway, haha) fic in my memories, I could spend all day just going through there.
Aug. 16th, 2008 04:14 am (UTC)
oh my god. that fight club fic? she writes just like him, doesn't she? that's freaking fabulous. wow. and, yay, i found my way to ftanh, but i don't think i'll have time to read it tonight, so i'm still gonna read it at your place.
Aug. 16th, 2008 01:56 pm (UTC)
I KNOW. I KNOW I 100% ADORE THAT FIC SO HARD. it made my life. and haha okay you can just sit and read things at my house. it shall be a grand old time.

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